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Okey, semangat sikit Yana!

Bukan Senang Nak Senang

okey. yang ni I dah siap setem hasil gitu. hasilnya apa? hilang rm 50. pfhttt.

rasa cam nak muntah dah tengok borang medical checkup ni. oh tolongla, muka ni nampak bebenor ke tak sihatnya?

entah menatang borang apa banyak-banyak ni. tak tahulah saya macam mana nak mengisinya. help!

korang analyse la sendiri complicated tak nak dapatkan duit nak fly ni...

sekian chow dulu sebab nak mengisi lagi.-____-"

p/s: rasa berterima kasih kat mak pak sebab bagi nama saya pendek-pendek jerh...

Abang Cool

Today, I wanna introduce you...tadaa...

Mr. Antibiotics: Hye...My name is antibiotics. I am a good one I am. Because I can kill harmful bacteria in you. Let me show you how I kill them.

Gaya pertama and kedua:

Gaya ketiga, keempat dan kelima

Terer tak mr. antibiotics?

Mr. Antibiotics: Kalau rasa nak demam, gatal-gatal nak penampar, bolehlah dapatkan I di klinik berdekatan. Oteyh?

Kitaran Dalam Badan Seorang Wanita

Every months, there are 4 hormones that are responsible to change a woman to become a monster:

-For the first 5 days, FSH is secreted by pituitary gland and stimulate follicle cells to grow.

-As the follicle cells grow, estrogen is giving out.

-Estrogen causes follicle cells to absorb more FSH and grow causing more and more estrogen to produce.

-This is a positive feedback.

-After day 5, estrogen has the reponsibility to repair the uterine lining.

-As estrogen reaches peak level, this will stimulate LH to be secreted by pituitary gland and prevent the secretion of FSH.

-This is a negative feedback.

-As LH rises to the peak, ovulation will occur at day 14.

-As ovulation occur, follicle cells will grow to become corpus luteum and secretes progesterone.

-Now, progesterone is responsible to maintain the thickness of uterine lining and prepare for embryo implantation.

-High level of progesterone will inhibit the production of LH and FSH.

-If there is no embryo implantation occur, corpus luteum will rupture and no longer secretes progesterone.

-Level of progesterone decrease and stimulated back the FSH secretion to prepare a new cycle.

What if pregnancy occur?Jeng3...

-HCG secreted by tropoblast will maintain the corpus luteum.

-Corpus luteum will continue to secrete progesterone.

-Thus, the level of progesterone remain increase.

-Yet, corpus luteum will degenerate as there is no more tropoblast.

-Thus, placenta grown will continue to secrete progesterone.

THE END.

Sekian sahaja dari DOCTOR ON DUTY...=)

a torture beginning

FIRST DAY IRP

Morning: English BREAK Malay

Evening: Chemistry

SECOND DAY IRP

Morning: Malay BREAK Biology

Evening: Business

and I am expecting tomorrow I get to see mr. loga, mrs. trigo, sir grate, auntie series

but now i know the probability is ZERO

which is saddening

THIRD DAY IRP

Biology, Chemistry and Malay

what's more saddening

see the subject that to be appear everyday...argh!!!

Bukan nak kata saya terror Malay but common la...

"sejauh manakah subjek Malay yang terdapat pada ketiga-tiga hari dapat memotivasikan pelajar?"

To me=xyah tengok jauh2...tengok saya sudah...Huu

Rasa nak hentak kaki...n jerit2..."Cikgu nak maths!!!Aaaaa...!!!"

specially for my husband n madu2 this month

to

-->ATIQAH

-->CHOY aka ANISAH

-->KD aka KHADIJAH

-->AZUAN

love u all...

tea is just so bitter when you first taste it

as it goes through,

little by little,

it will turn into a sweet drink,

that actually makes u smile.

p/s:jom belajar sama2, makan sama2, nanges sama, maen sama2, tensen2 sama

P(main>buat kerja)=1

tajuk post melambangkan situation aku sekarang...OMAIGOD...yana.u seriusly need to kidnap pn ilyani, pn mawarzah n miss haziyati n put them in front of u right now...baru lah ter-ketaq letut tahap 8.0 skala ritcher.walaupon dah berzaman post pasal homework tu, but sekarang mmg xde progress lansung.-___-"

intention nak buat tu ade...tapi xleyh tahan la...buka buku saga.bosan.bukak ee file.bosan.buka tok.migrain.buka blog.suke....hehe...tampar karang baru tau...


-gambar melambangkan otak yg bercelaru...

okay...so long my bloggie...ill not meet u until 25hb...huhu...

reminder to me...

HOHO..makcik mudah lupe la..sorry..so kenala letak benda2 neyh kat tempat yang mmg konpem xkan ilang..

so, sebagai pembakar semangat..telah ku capture ap yg patut ak buat..inilah..taraa:

1.ee yang xpena nak siap


2.novels2 yang bakal jadi bedtime storry...i love u a. samad said n sapa ntah sorang lagi..mmmmuaaahhhahaha..


3.IA bisnes yang bakal membuatkan ak bisneswomen yang cemerlang, gemilang n terbilang..


4.TOK essay..kalau ak banyak merapu terlebih ikan kerapu taula sebabnya..


5. Math notes yang berjela-jeha...


6. TOK outline..neyh seyes kna practise b4 gelabah cicak taon depan


wee..banyak woo...cuti cket..sob3...

neyh plak segala perit peluh ketiak yang bakal direntasi bolan JANUARI nanti..oh.."hamna redha"

5 Jan - SUBMISSION EE...insya-allah cikgu iliani, sesudah subuh saya anta ye...
10 Jan - DATELINE IA BMS..*gigit jari*
14 Jan - TOK FINAL DRAFT SUBMISSION...*gigit jari kaki*
17 Jan - Interview PMC....gakgakgak..*hantuk kepala*
19 Jan - CAS FILE SUBMISSION...huh nasib baik cukup..=)
n ENGLISH ORAL XTAU BILE...waaa...

abes bulan januari seyes nak golek2 cam ayam golek...im done wit u IB...

end and beginning...

wohoho..tengah HOT ISSUE kot kat buku muka sekarang neyh..antara ayat-ayat yang terpampang di wall gue:
"finally, I survived sem 3..."
"hello sem 4.."
"exam finished..."
"cuti...cuti...cuti.."
apologi kepada sesapa punya ayat..aku pakai amek je...^^...apa2 pon I loike...alhamdulillah..banyak yg dah settle..yg xsettle pon bnyak lagi...macam xpercaya je sem 3 dah berlalu..cepat woah...!!yeay...dah makin dekat nak abes Ib but makin dekatlah dengan Ib final exam ye cik kak?!!-____-"

secara tuntasnya(aceyh..ayat perenggan last essay malay aritu), sem 3 is not that bad...walaupon muka dah banyak berkedut akibat banyak tekanan di sana sinun, sem 3 sebenarnya sangat best...ive learn many things..ceyh..poyo je budak neyh.. if pegawai MARA bagi tawaran free ulang balik IB, sumpah aku xnak..

ni la conclusion yang aku buat pasal sem 3 setelah bertafakur kejap tadi:

study:erm..boleh la...but still kena tingkatkan kontoversi n prestasi-->positive feedback
entertainment:serius kena kurangkan dota n korea...kalau x MATI weyh..
relationship:
-dengan ALLAH:mestila kena tingkatan lagi..insya-allah...jangan terkezut i yang akan imam solat subuh nanti...wee~~azam berkobar neyh..
-dengan kawan:i loike..lubby u my frenz..
-dengan uhuk2~~wallahualam...kurangkan maksiat, banyakkan ingat akhirat..dush3..
family:suke3...
fulus mania:haa..yg neyh mmg problem..kena kurangkan beli buah ngan rocky2 kat KOOP

well, xsalah set azam sekarang kan..it's the beginning of the year in ISLAM...ok, tadah tangan..harap sangat sem 4 nanti akan dapat buat yang terbek untuk semua org yang berkenaan, termasukla diri sendiri n especially buat yang terbek in hubungan dengan ALLAH..amin...


-I <3 KMB...

BLANK...

wahh..dah lama xberbelog neyh...hehe
al-maklumlah..makcik rajin...time exam dah tiba, bru terkial-kial nak bukak buku...lala~~

Dah dua subject lepas....n it was like err...both subject aku target LULUS je...waaa...

PAPER MATHEMATIC
I was confused aku neh amek HL ke SL?aku rasa mcm amek SL...but the questions are superbly choked me to death..well-done KMB teachers..my adrenaline were fully secreted all the time..dah la time jawab tu BLANK giler...yelah, time nak isi cover sheet pon I was like,"err..how to spell the word mathematics?"..nasib bek la kat kertas soalan tu dah terpampang besar2 MATHEMATICS..adoyai..n both papers were like ntahapapapapntah...rasa mcm soalan yang keluar tu macam xpena belajar lansung..soory CIKGU KAMARIAH..i've ruined ur end-year holiday..HUHU...n it was my mistake because I guess my effort is not enough...so, PADANLAMUKAANDAKALAUFAIL~~

PAPER CHEM
waahh..this subject mmg berkobar2 giler la...al-maklumla..xpenah dapat 6 or 7...so, because i spend almost all my weekend to study this 'fav' subject..so, I aim tinggi la..cket..but..today, memang mcam putus fius...dah la time paper 1 again, I confused,"err...nak shade ke nak pangkah"..last, i choose to shada...n xpasal2 satu dewan dengar I kena mara.."hey, dont waste ur time...dont need to shade..just mark ur answer with BIG CROSS"..huhu...malu la makcik ooii..terkial2 aku padam la balik semua jawapan..da buang masa...penuh habuk pemadam atas meje...However, today punya paper is much better than yesterday...hihi

Random thought:"SEE ME PLEASE.."..I hope yesterday dream is just a mainan of SYAITAN NIRRAJIM...

badak xtimbol2

well, terima kasih cikgu...and thanks god too my doa is granted...setelah membadakkan diri for the whole last weekend, akhirnya tada...this is my list of what to finish (WTF) for this week...

malay

prepare lah utk IOC...

english

prepare la utk IOP

math

handout differentiation

math portfolio-neyh wajib buat...kalau xmuka anda akan di delete dari pndangan ckgu utk sem neyh...

chem

handout halogenoalkane

lab report anta ari selasa ek...

tom..tom..buat homework...=)

so, there's no more badak for this week...horray..neh petanda i can eat more food..oh me like food...ngee...gosok perot..okayh..all da best to me n my classmate...to my roomate specially, dont tension2...nanti akit ale...(paham x?)..ah..lantak la..

yes..im done

woahh..rasa nak terlompat2..golek2..terkinja..bes gile...OTW balik bilik pon ada sekor mama kucing pandang sleck kat aku..argh..suka ati r weyh..taula ko dengki kat ak sbb ko lam pantang kan..

aku redha je dengan result IELTS...waa..menangis weyh...listening test tadi boleh dengar sayu-sayu je..ak yang pekak ke speaker yang rosak???konpius..xpelah..mungkin ad lebihnya kat mane2 tu..alhamdulillah, reading test ngan writing test kire so-so la...

so, sekarang neh jugak,,rasa cm xlama lagi IB nak abes..haa!!kat desktop neh terang tang-tang tunjuk test ad lam 49 ari lagi..neh nak stat gelabah xtentu pasal neyh..ah..malas layan..sekarang neh nak abeskan episode OH My Lady dulu.buat sapa yang xselesai lagi EE, IA, IELTS, or apa lagi yang tertakluk ngn IB..jangan dengki ngan saya ek..sila nangis sekarang..wahahahah...

p/s: ikan aku yang bela kat KMB tinggal 0/4 ekor..wahh..memang xde bakat pembela ikan termaju betul..--___--

I.E.L.T.S

well, tomorrow i will face a bigga-bigga test..Is it too early for me getting nervous..?my adrenal medulla cannot stop secreting adrenaline..ceyh..mentang2 baru belajar endocrine system tadi..ok2..back to orengputeh..how if i didnt pass this test,,..hmm..where should I get the money to re-take the test?selling my GDC???teettttt..wrong answer..applying overdrft??err..xsesuweyy..fine..

the only way is too do the best..from now I mean..so that I WOULD NOT HAVE TO REPEAT THE TEST, OKEYH!!!

wish me luck..okeyh, wanna to belit-belit may tongue first..(practise speaking wit my friend)..

XOXO(gian gila baru tahu maksud benda neh baru tadi..hehe

izin kan aku...

ya allah, seyesly..rasa nak lompat2...nak jerit2..peluk2 orang..nagagagnagan...hahaha..sukanya...akhirnya aku dah clash...Clash of the titans..erk??I mean clash with my EE...yup im done...tu je..ya allah..syukur sangat..da nak tido..esk skullah,,.:)

2 am...

Acece..dengan penuh bangganya...ak ingin mengumumkan that ak bangon pagi arineyh..yeayh2!!bangon untuk ap??eh, of coz la untuk buat homework yang xpernah berhenti que yg terchenta.penat tu der!!tapi xpe, utk potong-potong badan manusia neyh, kenalah rajin BANYAK..:D

Tajuk neh xde kena mengena pon ngan post neh actually. Saja teringat one of the korean groups. Okeyh.Dah ilang ngantok da..-__-"...SELAMAT PAGI MALAYSIA

P/s:kepada sesapa yang liat bangon pagi cm ak...sila bangon weyh..praktikkan sekarang...banyak kelebihannya woo..

please dont try this at home^^

dok tahu???

dok tahu is tak tahu...

bhasa apakah...bahasa negeri kawe...(sayala..)

apa yg xtahu...oihhh..malu eh nak cer...

hobby ak neh actually stalk fb and blog org je...-__-

nak dijadikan cerita, ak actually tersangatlah dengki ngan blog org len yg cantik2

banyak gamba2..ada gamba sndirik,kwan2, org len, haiwan prliharaan....perghh

Yang sodihnye, smpai skang jugak ak neh..xtahu mcm mne nak add gamba neh ha...

buta IT sangatkah aku neyh weyh...ap kes bkal doc buta IT neyh???

ak nak add gamba sendirik pon xditerima..fine la...

ak tau la muka ak xsecun fauziah latiff...tp gamba bibik pon leh msuk papaer

knapa gamba ak nak msuk belog sndiri pon xleyh weyh???(apakah kaitannya..??)argh!!!

xpe...akan ak blaja..hehe..

bab2 neh mmg ak rjin la nak blaja...tp homework yg menggunung xsentuh pon lagi..

-hmwork mnggunung ^^-

hah..cuti raya time neh mmg pling da meletpo la...homework..$^&&^&*...banyak gile siot...tp xpe...POSITIF(ye cik YANTI)...itu tanda cikgu sayang kiteorg...dah siap wat list tuh..tp nak wat bile tu ek...???er...fullstop